In that context, it seems reasonable that ESPN could have leaked it themselves to speed up the process. 

That chair still has some life left in it. Like, probably literally but still. 

I have a friend who works at EA as a dev and I ask him so many questions about stuff he gets sick of me, but he said from his perspective the biggest immediate danger would be from cheat makers. 

I’m a dirty gray but whatever, I’ll shout into the void: The headlights on the HHR. Technically you can crank the wheel one way and get to it and pop the plastic  panels off but according to Chevy you need to take the wheels off both sides to get to them. Headlights that can’t be replaced easily are trash. 

Only if they make 500 million of them and a few end up unopened. 

Just figured I’d add my regret story. Christmas 1985 I got a Rancor Keeper from two separate relatives. Not having a “use” for two of them I put the other one in grandma’s back room. I always knew it was there since that room never got touched. Then my uncle sold everything in the house for crack money when grandma…

I maintain several rental properties and I can’t tell you the number of times a tenant has called or messaged me something like, “my lock is sticking a little.”  I’ll tell them I’ll come by in a day or two to check it out only to get a message later that day that they “had to kick the door in.” (this has happened more…

The first time I saw him “live” was the early 90's playing on saturday night live. I was just in awe, watching his set shake and rattle while he just beat the ever loving shit out of them. It was pretty formative for me as an aspiring punk rocker of 12 years old. Simple, yes, but gets the job done extremely well for…

Came here to ask why OPM and not Ronald McDonald? 

Another odd thing we take for granted is that they often didn’t name children for, like, a long ass time after they were born. They often would register the child afterwhile but there were birth records that said stuff like “Baby Boy Johnson”

That’s called a “cover song” which bands do it all the time and, wait for it, make money on it. Heck, you could play the same tune and just make some funny words and you don’t have to pay anyone.

Thank you for this, everyone talking about sea worthy bilge pumps when a simple waterbed pump attached to a drill would have done it. We emptied a pool with one, I don’t see why it wouldn’t work here. 

Not that you were looking for anything like this but I’d just like to say good job in recognizing that you shit the bed on something years ago. We fuck up so much through our lives but being able to recognize it and try to be better is a win when we can achieve it. 

I freaking hated the HHR. Can confirm: piece of shit all the way. 

It took 3 stitches and the ER nurse said it wasn’t the first N64 controller related injury she had seen. My mom was throwing a fit saying she was going to throw  out the game system and the nurse said something like “he’s just going to get hurt doing something else, he’s 11" 

I have a dent/scar on the back of my head from an N64 controller because of an afternoon of Goldeneye with my friends. I fucking TOLD him to stop looking at my screen. It’s my hill, I’m going to die on it. 

Take your star, you earned it. 

Last sentence of the article. 

I’ve lived in Ohio my entire life. We have more rednecks than I would like but we DON’T have one thing Meeshigan does: Detroit. I feel like we won this one. 

Really? Aren’t you at all bothered by how they seemed to make a big deal out of how his dad was preparing him and then...Doesn’t. Like at all. Then Big Man constantly telling him to not do a thing and he instantly does the thing. Honestly, I get so pissed at this kid, we’re 3 episodes in, I just keep yelling at him to…