Real question since I only technically have a Twitter but don’t use it or check anything there: does Twitter have live video streaming? Just the embedded links I’ve seen seem to be from a different platform. 

That’s a big OOF on them. I’m totally the target market for this game and they shit their britches. 

Brother, I feel you. “Always be the biggest asshole.” Advice I was given by not only my head football coach but my dad as well, who was a cop. (big surprise!) The “locker room” talk everyone heard about for the last several years? If you didn’t engage in it you were a p*ssy or a f*g. If you didn’t ridicule your weaker…

I just got my girlfriend a really nice Fossil SW, over $300. Really seeing that these are just fancy overpriced accessories at this point.

I got a MyKronoz (spelling?) as my first smart watch about 3-4 months ago. I wasn’t sure having one would even make a difference, I mainly wanted it to see notifications if I was on a ladder without having to take my phone out, but the selling point for me was the mechanical hands. It actually seems to suck in a lot…

They steam a good ham, though. 

“Our bullshit contains actual bullshit!” 

Every once in awhile, the internet comes through. At least as of now, a day after this article was posted, no one has starred his idiotic comment. 

Not only is there a lot of dust, it’s not like the dust we have here. There’s no wind or water or anything to erode it down to a fine particle, moon dust is some sharp and spiky shit. Not to mention being electrostatically charged. 

Ok, I’ll buy it. I am 44 years old and until 3 years ago I was buying a new vacuum every year or so because they didn’t get cat hair up, broke, or just didn’t suck. (tee hee) I figured $300 was way too much for a vacuum, when my grandma’s Kirby from the 50's was still working just fine. (true story, my mom still has…

There was a rotating list for the highway patrol and other police departments for impounds/accident recovery. And since Ohio is only about 4 hours tip to tail I was on the road a lot. I hated having to do the Highway patrol calls, those were ugly more often than not. 

You’d be surprised what it takes to really weaken a house to the point of collapse. In my younger days I have spent time on roofs with entire trees having crashed through, even as the saws and cranes were working. 

I used to drive a wrecker over nights, Art Bell and his guests were my weird ass companions on most of those. RIP

This is better than any racing. That 10 minute video was the most interesting racing I’ve ever watched. 

Just goes to show how stupid you are. I just got my second Covid vaccine, gonna be growing my own 5G soon.

I’m a freaking painter, (a really good one but still), and if you told me I had to work the next year, probably most weekends, longer than I would likely work in a day most days, then you are paying me about that much. AND I DIDN’T GO TO COLLEGE. If you want a positive outcome, be it the walls in your house or the…

Steve Vai is the most underappreciated part of Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. 

Same plastics, same horrid engineering choices, same blind spot (the whole car), same aerodynamics, and on and on. ND all day. Again I say: if they were so great, why did they only make them for five years? They sucked, that’s why. 

You know what? You’re right. I retract the “every level.” The steering wheel didn’t suck. (The steering did, though.) The rubber was breaking down quite a bit, I considered a cover but got rid of it before I pulled the trigger.

It would have been appropriate since Chevy hired the same idiot who did the PT Cruiser. He obviously had just the one drawing he did when he was five, and changed it up a little.