Buddy, if you were my driver I would hook you the fuck up. Sadly, my feelings on the subject came from almost 12 years as a pizza driver. I finally quit and never went back after enduring the Girl Scouts giving me checks for exact change for 5 years straight. I will NEVER order anything for delivery in shitty weather.…

Brother, I wish I could have warned you. I received one of these as a well intentioned father’s day present from my girlfriend’s daughter a few years ago and it was hands down the worst candy eating experience of my life, and my user name is ‘fat-guy’...

This was the famous “wardrobe malfunction” which literally no one believed, because no one believed them that it was an accident. If I remember right didn’t he straight up say he had no idea anything like that was going to happen? Like you said, their apologies weren’t sincere at the time, but his is even less so now…

It is truly baffling. As soon as it happened I knew it was on purpose and afterwards just didn’t understand why neither of them wouldn’t “just eat their peas” as my grandma would have said. That she got railroaded out of the industry while he got to skate away unharmed is 100% garbage.

Fully voiced civs. 

Pogs, dude. Like...Pogs? Not PoTG’s but Pogs. The game? No?

It is building to something, no doubt. When it hits, the cops will be the first ones eaten in the streets. 

I live in Columbus and we have a very liberal minded community. Over the last 20-25 years it has felt like the police have made it a point to be as awful as possible. When all that fancy military gear started going up for sale, Columbus was early in line for that shit. 

I actually have only played one AC creed game, can’t recall which it was offhand. I got it and Destiny 2 for free when I bought a video card several years ago, but for me when it comes to SP games I’m sad that they’re short. Even if I can only bang out an hour or two here and there, I like that they take time. 

Fair enough. I always wanted longer games when it came to SP. 

I am part of that dad crowd and I take no offense. I guess, for me anyway, the length of time a game takes is part of it’s appeal. I can totally see the other side of it, now that I take the time to think about it. 

Can someone help me,( and I promise this isn’t snark), but why would you pay to make a single player game go faster? In game shmeckles I guess I understand but not the leveling. 

For some reason I read about games that I will never play, it’s weird I know, anyway I can summarize every article about this game thus far into two words: dicks and crashes. If I had been inclined to play, maybe when it went on sale, I have become much less so. 

“It’s just a little slimy it’s still good, it’s still good.”

I can’t find it right now, will comment again if I find it, but a buddy of mine did a great photoshop of RoboCop with this truck when it came out and it looked right. Like, really right.

At the very least I expected him to see a few in there that he could park in his driveway for a couple years.

Doubtfully a coincidence. Geller is a conniving shit bag.

Also is your name a Thieve’s World reference?

Dude, he’s not an entertainer he’s a huxter, a charlatan, and a snake oil salesman. Penn and Teller don’t claim their illusions are anything other than trickery. 

RIP Amazing Randy.