I am 100% fine with the ‘stache, but can we get a Crypto buff soon? He’s really lacking. Octane could use something, too.

It’s early so I initially thought this was a video game. Can someone make that happen? Brian, you should have that kind of pull by now right?

I hadn’t read it until I came on your comment. Holy. Shit. Balls. Look, I’m white, but damn if that guy didn’t find a way to get whiter than Elmer’s glue.

Honest to God every time some douche canoe starts their posturing with “I’m so and so” I will reply, EVERY TIME, “I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?” And they ALWAYS repeat their names like I was not fully being sarcastic and pointing out their douche-y ness. Like...Like I actually give a fuck about who they are…

It sounded to me like they were clustered in one section of the map.

The nerf/buff list is amazing! I’m a Caustic main and see this firmly as a strong buff. Because my fart traps slow my team, they will avoid every fart cloud since, damaging or not, it’s a hindrance. I expect people to get lazy, at least for awhile, and I’ll catch some people who think it’s friendly farts, only to…

Is that what we’re calling 4/20 now?

As a person of heft who has eaten pie from coast to coast, if it has “juice” dripping off of it then I would be concerned. As you point out, juice is not the lovely little puddles of grease in the curled up pepperoni’s. Juice is a bad thing and if anyone considers a juicy pizza as “primo” then I don’t want to go to…

Well, I just had to go through and star basically every comment in this thread. Kuddos to the Jez readers not falling for it.

My current work beater is a 98 S-10 that was a former fleet vehicle. It’s got close to 300k on the clock, was around 220k when I bought it for $900 from an old man who bought it as something to mess around with. He put in new clutch, pressure plate, throw out bearing, radiator, brakes, and some other stuff. When I…

Oh that is absolutely part of it. It’s honestly pretty simple, if someone has a shitty attitude about another group of people like that, it will extend to everything else. I know a guy who commonly has to bid against POC for painting jobs. If he feels like he has to lower his price too much to get the work he will…

A couple of common examples: If you are having drywall done and you hear anything about not being able to compete with Mexican crews, you probably have a racist contractor. If you are having significant demolition done, something requiring an onsite dumpster, and the contractor recommends a locked or sealed trash…

Maybe I’m still super naive. I’m just always surprised when it happens to me. I can only assume POC are sick of hearing white people say they don’t see color or don’t care but I really don’t and I’m usually in my own head while I’m working so when some other white dude starts talking that way it comes as a genuine…

Dude it’s not airtight in literally any profession. I maintain and work on historic homes but will work on newer ones when work is lean. I run into contractors of all kinds and if I’m working on a home owned by a POC I will see shoddy work and comments about why it’s shoddy. (This relates to what I call the Secret…

I think a fascinating thesis could be written about the strange group of people with mixed ancestry that are also racist. Not even just the ones who got the Ancestry or 23andme done and found out after a lifetime of racist behavior, but the ones who know where the mixing took place and are still racist. I knew a guy…

People oftentimes forget the original name of the Boomers; they were called the ‘me generation.’ What can I get for myself, how does this benefit me?

Several people in my family own Harley’s and even oil changes are scheduled weeks in advance. They would have to expand significantly to take on anything else.

I want to make out with you right now haha (kidding) Mic drop, my friend, there is no better reply.

I started playing on day one of launch and have played pretty consistently through seasons 2 and 4. The game has done a great job with this latest update. The guns feel much more balanced than previously. I’ll totally hang onto the prowler now, it’s great. The L-Star is a little OP at close range but seems useless as…

Snakes don’t have legs and fish don’t have feet, that’s why they don’t get lucrative endorsement contracts from Nike.