Broncos fan since I was about 7. I really really really disliked Manning. When we traded for him I about lost my shit, and was fully prepared to blame him for losing this game. Thank Jebus the defense was absolutely possessed.

So was this story sponsored by The Wall Street Journal? Shouldn’t you indicate that somewhere? The link you provide at the end of the story is paid content, and I am certainly not going to pay.

All I know is that I spend about half my time looking for a match. There are tons of modes that are simply not being played. The game is, for most intents, dead on PC.

I have had the best luck finding Blast games, but even then it’s just rolling the Dice. (see what I did there?)

We were hopeful after Christmas that a bunch more people would buy the game and start playing but it really only gave it a temporary bump, maybe a couple of weeks. It’s a real bummer.

A buddy of mine works at EA and got me a several friends a free copy of the game. It’s basically dead, on PC at least, and the server population is a direct reflection of that.

Read article and immediately scrolled down for this. Was not disappointed.

Yeah. I mean obviously what we see is a skin but the size of the rectangular hit box it is on varies.

So what was the new thing?

Still playing every day, too. You should know however, at least on PC, that the hit boxes and turn radii aren’t all the same. They are close in most cases but there are a couple that are “better.” The van, for instance has the biggest hit box and the Breakout has the tightest turn radius. I have a buddy who works at…

Didn’t read the article because I already know the answer: PC.

I have a friend that works for EA and he got me and a few friends into the beta a few days early. The game isn’t giving me a burning desire to buy it. DICE re-using the FB engine made it simple for hackers to infiltrate the game early. The game is in beta and I see 3-4 bans per game come across the chat window and…

I was sent to one of these Christian rehab places in 1994 for drug abuse and general assholery. We woke up at 5 AM, showered had a light breakfast and went to a 2 hour bible study/church thingy. Then it was 8-10 hours, with a 30 minute lunch, of hard labor building a new church and new dorms for all the new people…

Yikes. On a side not, I really could have used a VW mechanic the other day... Jetta with locked up brakes and a dead alternator. My girlfriend is a bad car parent.

Man, I don’t blame you. When I think about the number of cars/trucks I’ve had that were likely a hair away from disaster...Well, I suppose I wouldn’t have been driving them if we had E-check in Franklin county.

haha really? That’s so stupid. One time I was with my grandpa in California when he got his old 4 cyl. Mustang E-checked. It took like two hours and four guys. I assumed it was always like that.

Don’t they still E-check up there? My dad bought a truck from someone up there years back and it had all the E-check papers still in the glove box. I’m in Columbus, if you can register it, you can drive it.

That’s why I figure Deadspin is soliciting him to email them. I would want to buy some of that shit, too.

Not really, dude. You would be surprised at how many people, if they even know that line in the first place, think it’s from Duke Nuke Em. They are the lowest form of scum.

Based on packaging alone you can tell those beers cost too much to be considered living the High Life. Also, beer tastes like pee. Hard cider is the answer you seek!