It was Tiffany Trumps Birthday yesterday. Her mom wished her a happy birthday... I did not see any such wishes from her mother’s sperm donor. Which for a normal father means nothing... But for a trigger twitter finger lunatic like Trump, that’s the same as a horsehead on your pillow.

I might be the only one who thinks so, but Marla Maples put this up yesterday. I think drawing attention to the fact that she, the ex wife of orange Cosby, was also a teen beauty queen at one point, is some subtle shade...

Melania wasn’t throwing shade; she still fully supports her husband.

The video version is even better:

The Economist’s new cover:

That’s the only way. Because there is no way he could have escaped even blatant racism growing up in New Orleans. He’d have to be fucked up off that sizzurp 24/7. And, even more institutionalized stuff is obvious down there. Like, did he forget the Katrina response, locally? Or even just the racist layout of the city,…

Lil Wayne is uneducated because he didnt go to my high school.

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

Lil Wayne, bless his heart.

So...they seem...close.

“FEMINIST THEORY LOL”

Hey, did anyone else see the Daniel Craig thing? Apparently his hatred for the Bond role was because he was asked the day after filming rapped on Spectre and he had been away from home for a year. He now says its the greatest role and he would be sad to leave. So all the speculation on who would take it over was for…

Jolie is the mean girl in this situation?

Bitch, take a seat.

Suing Perez Hilton out of existence would just add to her list of humanitarian achievements!

Calling anyone but Perez Hilton a “mean girl” in a story involving him promoting his brand is downright hilarious.

Taking down Perez Hilton, a known cockroach, makes her the hero we need.

Yeah, considering that Julianne Hough dressed up in blackface for Halloween in 2013, I wouldn’t hesitate to assume that her discomfort owed to (at the very fucking least) racial insensitivity.