Get thee some sunscreen, Brit! 

I don’t really understand where the “it isn’t our business” takes are coming from. This is a classic celebrity scandal (drugs! cheating with strippers! a secret baby! a scheming mistress!), and it’s fascinating because it cuts directly across the image Mulaney has sold himself on for years. (It’s almost literary how…

I think some people from the #FreeBritney movement are going to have to prepare to be disappointed in her. Not to say that she can’t and shouldn’t be in charge of her own life, just to say that we all make mistakes or the occasional choice that we believe is right but looks bizarre to the outside world. It feels like…

I’m annoyed for Anna Marie on behalf of Jewish women everywhere. 

I’m the opposite. Everything is awful and sometimes some low-stakes celebrity gossip can be a nice palate cleanser after reading about the new and exciting ways everything’s just burning down around us.

To some people it is. To some people, the government is the entity that didn’t do enough to help them in 2020c and isn’t doing enough to help them on 2021, and there hasn’t been a major change. 

Oh I’m aware. I just don’t like when idiots get unintentional validation. 

To someone who is anti vax, at this point, nothing is going to sound good to them. They booed trump at the mere suggestion that maybe they could use their freedom to possibly think that getting vaccinated isn’t the worst idea. They can all get bent at this point.

“The bottom line — we’re going to protect vaccinated workers from unvaccinated coworkers,” he added.“

The quality of analysis here has really tanked since the days of Lindy and company. So many bad takes.

We were always going to get to this point. Every epidemic in US history that has ended was ended with mandatory vaccinations.

Are you blaming Biden for the Tuskegee experiments?

Antivaxxers and antimaskers are not “a…

Did you just try to guilt trip me cause BRITAIN is experiencing “colonialism” from Americans? Girl hang on I gotta step away from the mic to laugh real quick

First, disgsuting coward piece of trash. Just another precious snowflake man-child who fucked up his life with gambling or whatever and now thinks he’s entitled to ruin the lives of innocent people and blame it on a woman. Goddamnit, when these assholes who claim all the time to be “real man” will start to act like…

Nice.

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Astrological symbol for Cancer (I’m just sayin’):

I’d prefer box wine emoji.

Happy to see the broccoli emoji. At this point, the grocery list my husband and I text each other contains all emojis except for broccoli. It’s just awkward to have a tidy little list of emojis...and broccoli.

Why can’t we just get a white wine emoji?? Is that too much to ask???