Worse than ‘adorkable’?

There have been some truly great Uncle Jesses in our shared TV culture, where does this douchebag get off corrupting the name?

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

I feel she loved Brad more than Jen ever could. She’s never gotten over him leaving her, them, Jen!

No one told them life was going to be this way.

EMILY BLUNT: And so I said to the casting director I said, Yes, I think I’m perfect for the role of Rachel, a character who is described as greasy, overweight, with splotchy skin and fairly unattractive, someone who has “let herself go” and is suffering the physical symptoms of alcoholism. I’m PERFECT! And that’s how…

EMILY: Justin, this lasagna is perfect.

Or someone said, “So how about that Brad and Angelina?” and then all four laughed for two solid hours.

I’m guessing the conversation had something to do with how, despite being middling box office draws, John Krasinski and Jennifer Aniston continue to have film careers despite the fact that their biggest individual success, by far, was on television.

i’m sure the women were talking about me, and how both their husbands desire me intensely and how it’s putting a real strain on their marriages.

It would be criminal to make a lasagna without mozzarella. I am disgusted.

Whether they should let Chelsea Handler out of the basement. Her Brangelina ranting had become annoying.

This is not believable. At all.

Gut reaction here: I never usually buy into the “but he seems like a nice guy excuses”, Brad Pitt doesn’t strike me as a child abuser. Prove me wrong Internet.

Kara, I respect that you don’t want to give this overblown, over-hyped, wokest of white boys any more attention, but no mention of David Simon’s copypasta last night? It was truly a sight to run away from in terror and freude of the schaden variety.

Future Zahir is the most adorable child I have ever seen.

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.