This is a fair point and the article has been amended in the interests of the ethics.

Where is the disclosure about this author’s relationship with the White Sox? Let’s get some transparency here, Marchman. 

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

A stat line like that and good photoshop skills gets you into USC.

The Giants traded Odel Beckham Jr. to the Browns for a first round pick, a third round pick and Jabril Peppers.

You have jumped to so many conclusions here, you should qualify for the Olympics.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Casserly later apologized, saying he was working off of Stephen A Smith’s notes.

Actually not entirely sure he was trying to shoot the gap. That brake zone into Turn one claims a lot of cars every year. The straight is actually the runway for St Pete airport and because of that it has those massive reflective strips for pilots to see when landing. The problem is that those strips also have much…

“I put an average of 3,000 miles/year on my car”

So dumb, so useless, giant waste of money, only proves owner is poorly equipped.

I was using SpaceX’s numbers:

god damn those were pretty

I said average

That’s still about twice the top speed of average volvo drivers.

Roomy, good gas mileage, reliable, and holds resale value.  Ticks all of the boxes if he can afford it.

Civic Si is a solid option and one I am fond of having owned an 8th Gen Civic Si.

I contemplated adding it to the list, but felt like anything more than three offerings would be ‘tuned out’ for excessive rambling. *LOL*

Here is my spin on your situation. You have several wants, but with constrained cash in-hand to spend; but with a little compromise, you’ve got some great options.

Working funds
You’re likely to get $6,000 for the GTI, maybe another $500 for the Nissan, $2,000-2,500 if you fix the suspension concern. That gives you a…

So, not this?

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.