This was always a favorite of mine for its arc, cleanliness, timing, and necessity. Would post a gif but Kinja

Obligatory:

Counterpoint: I want a truck but don’t have space to park the land barge that is an F-150.

Undoubtedly there are some folks reading and commenting here who have whiz-bang exciting cars, but my financial priorities relegate me to a stick shift Accord. At least my car sees redline more times in a year more than their non-bores will until their 4th or 5th owner.

Neutral: Something boring, unimaginative, and slow. I come here to live vicariously through you guys.

Jokes on them.   The US didn’t lose a single F-35 during the Vietnam war. 

X Gon’ Give it To Ya.

The NFL’s Brand Equity is lodged in America’s taint.

There’s always a flip side.

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

What if they just made ONE with 900,000 horsepower? 0_o

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

Girl, you must be tampering because you have  “fine” written all over you. 

This is like all those vines I made of me dunking on my neighbors 8 foot rim. Just kidding it was 6 feet.

Stupid stance trend needs to die. 

“So do we”- the rest of the NBA

OP’s statement:

Yeah. A Swedish Donk. Lol 

This wagon was so badass..I don’t think alot of people understand how much ground clearance it had.

I dont think of myself as old, but I am a dad and I have no issues with these shoes. Your analysis is spot on.