+ 1 Gay Phone.

You’ll see Venus move in, and put the gorilla/guerilla effect on.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

I’m guessing Drew uses Scotts, and uses it because it’s cheaply made cheap as hell.  An 8 pack is like 3 dollars. All you Scrooge Mcduck mother fuckers can go to hell paying $10 for some fancy ass Quilted Northern

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

I was about to say the same thing. This seems awfully wasteful, if not an exercise in hyperbowl-y. Ha! I crack myself up.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Link to the Past

/dying

Oh my God, “X Gonna Give It To Ya” played over Evanescence is amaaaaziiiinnnng!

Okay Deadspin, you got a man from one of the most hated teams in America put in jail for 46 months.

You seem upset

Same here, my daughter actually got a tardy today

“Something outside woke me up around 5:30 am”

This will be the first ever Grand Slam to feature a men’s final between Nadal and Federer and a women’s final between Venus and Serena. The tennis Gods must be trying to compensate for the awfulness that is the Trump presidency.

Something outside woke me up around 5:30 am, so I thought, I’ll see if the Nadal match is still going. Holy shit. Did I feed my kid breakfast? What did she wear to school? Did I drive her there? No idea. It’s all a blur. FEDAL final.

I think there’s a real opportunity for automation-assisted throwbacks like this going forward.

Then you looked at today’s calendar and said, “ah, phuket!”