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The Carmelo Anthony Saga Just Keeps Getting Messier

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

Has anyone checked Tom Brady’s phone out to make sure he wasn’t in on it?

You can also spread out the peat, let it dry for around a week, and then use it in a campfire. Burns long and burns warm.

“See, the thing is, the reason you want to drain the swamp is, once you get enough of that murky brown gathered on the tarp, you can really take a nice long mud bath. It’s good for the skin, keeps mosquitoes away, and provides ample camouflage so shop owners don’t take their brooms to shoo you away from their

He’ll receive two paychecks because he also drives the team bus.

+1 bandana tied around a stick

+1 bindle

Interesting, I guess, like everything else in life, it comes down to a reasonableness standard. It seems like you could make a pretty good argument here, because the kid was so gung ho about going to UConn, but it might not be reasonable in other cases.

Great expectations, ruthlessly shattered. And worst of all, Rhode Island has asked him to shift from linebacker to nickleby.

According to the article, (i) Edsell called Dickens on Jan. 1 to reassure him his scholarship was safe and, (ii) Dickens then turned down a last-minute offer from Monmouth last week, citing his commitment to UConn (and when he reached out to see if it was still available, Monmouth said they had filled the spot).

+2 cities

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

well shit. Was planning on buying an ecodiesel RAM in the next year or two...

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Bingo.

It would depend your state laws