So, Aspires are shit, but they're not exactly rebadged KIA's. They were redesigned Festivas by KIA for Ford. Similar to how the Festiva was designed by MAZDA for FORD, then built by KIA. The Aspire has the exact same suspension and drive train has the MAZDA designed Festiva (albiet with different gear ratios and…

As my name suggests I am quite a believer in sub-70HP hooniganism. I may not get above 90mph on the straight aways, but it's always a blast out-braking and out-cornering many of the cars in my group. (including **cough, cough** the miatas)

I guess I'm in the minority here, but I don't understand the appeal of wheelieing all over the place. Why would I want my vehicle designed with a center of gravity so far back that my handling is most likely greatly compramised? I'd rather carve around the dunes with a well balanced, overpowered machine than go slow…

Yes. I think you have to be a little crazy to strap into some of the fastest cars on the planet every weekend and she definetly has some cats and shes a lady. All criteria met.

#4: The snow train is cool, but for real one off arctic cruising awesomeness I think the Antarctic Snow Cruiser wins. It was built in the '30 in Indiana. They tried to drive it to Boston, but crashed. It couldn't drive on the snow that is was designed for. You could carry an airplane on the back of it.

It'll probably be easier to lift than the new Cherokee.

What I dont get is why dont all crossing just have 2 sets of gates on each side so people cant drive around it. Why give morons the option?

I dont know, I can think of some other wings that are worth visiting Lincoln for.

Or get them snugged up for an autocross.

I know it isn't going to win, but Go Festiva!

Shoot. I guess I'm third, then. My Ford Festiva could use a non-Mazda upgrade.

The other thing I've always wondered is what forms the power over the properties. Is there some mechanism by which houses can be added and removed from an HOA? What actually legally binds the houses HOA together? Is there something that keeps someone from buying a house that is in a HOA but not signing the HOA…

Always the correct answer... Lemons

Sometimes I doubt Rule 34, but then things like this come along to reaffirm my confidence in its validity.

More than just Vipers...

I think they did, but the Gawkerians they sent in are still scrolling endlessly trying to read comments and switch between the different sites and never made it out to report any of the issues.

Thank you. I've been roaming aimlessly for so long from comment section to comment section looking for direction. I was starting to believe in Kinja after the last rebirth, but now another rethinking of what comment system is the one true comment section is needed.

+1000. Exactly what I was going to point out. I'm so glad Kinja made me read this enlightened discussion instead of being able to easily skip it and read something meaningful.

Since when does Illinois have points? I've gotten all sorts of tickets and never heard anything about a point system. Also, I don't see anything about it on the Illinois DMV site, except for calculating the severity of suspensions.