"What do you call it, a cracked pipe?" -Oddibe McDowell

Just please please please make sure when you push the throttle FORWARD and pull the stick BACKWARDS you're actually accelerating and NOT BRAKING. "I'm gonna hit the brakes and he's gonna fly right by me" and boom Maverick hits the fucking afterburner instead!

I OWN A NISSAN CUBE THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG, DAMMIT

The first one, with Mario Kart 64 a close second. All other arguments are invalid.

Even with Adam's widow being on board and Douglas suggesting the series deserved a better ending, there is no reason to include the 6th book as part of his series. It's fan fiction as far as I'm concerned.

Tyler. Very comprehensive post. This is the most I've learned (I assume the contents are accurate) about the situation in Crimea. Thanks for this.

I'm going with the AvailableInMyCountry, from WhateverIsNot. Its actually a re-skin of GrassIsGreener OnTheOtherSide.

Full frontal honesty here: I work for one of the companies referenced in the article — the one whose name ends in "fixit." :) That being said, Eric made a wonderful suggestion to open up an older phone and practice, as the size difference between an old Motorola flip-phone and a brand-new Nexus 5 isn't nearly as huge…

Brian Cazeneuve: Bruce, dude, you'd better cool it with the criticism. You know what happens to journalists here. You're heading down a slippery slope.

Sure looks like t/dog we call Sausage

"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.

So its possible that the greatest barn find in history is literally a found barn?

Because they say everything made after 1988 is bloated and soul-less.

As long as I save this much on the other side, I really don't give a fuck if it gets 13 mpg or not. I've got a V8 after all.

This is still my go to for ideas, I think I've cooked 80% of the meals suggested.