Nah, I made this one the day it aired. Yours is zoomed in a bit more than mine.

I take offense that you'd call the namesake of my screen name "front-wheel drive!"

Rena has shed a lot of hazardous material this morning...

You know, THAT'S all I could think of when her mother named her. Renal failure.

Jesus. The only other time I see my daughter's name used for something or someone, and it's a goddamned sinking ship.

Justify the usage of the word "failed."

Agreed. The Atlas Six was designed specifically for the Trailvoy platform, but it's a damned shame they shelved a DOHC I6 that made over 1 hp/ci. The thing made almost as much power as the 5.3 V8 that had almost 60 cubic inches on it!

See, that was my immediate complaint with GT5: no Reasonably Priced Cars, and the goddamned rolling start.

Not you. The kids that fit the wastegates and mufflers that are annoying as hell. Flat-brimmed Monster hats turned sideways, gangster lean, primered hoods. Those guys.

WRX owners. Seriously, you don't need to scream full-fucking-throttle stoplight-to-stoplight. I don't care.

Exactly. Just from reading Jalopnik and Oppo I feel like a PS3 and GT5 was the improper decision.

No. The Pontiac.

Two daughters. If I'm to have a "family car," it's gonna have enough horsepower to cause earthquakes and make the other parents shit themselves when I drop the kids off at practice.

Weird. I apparently want your car.

Pontiac G8 GXP, with the six-speed.

Yeah, if you don't mind a wheezy Lada engine under the hood.

Where in the Awesomeness Manifesto does it promote gossiping about your competition?

He means you could probably dump a new Hilux off a cliff in real life and it would do exactly what it did in the commercial.