When I owned a 2000 Grand Am SE (base, 2.4L, sedan), I wanted the Grand Am SC/T (supercharged 3.4L, 5-speed) concept car.

This is what I'm hoping to buy soon in lieu of a van or SUV. I think two children is justification enough for a 425 horsepower station wagon, don't you?

This is what Clarkson pictures when he thinks about American cars.

Hey, West Coast Customs...

No, thank you.

Mmmm love that LQ1...

"Harry, you're alive!

TIMECROWAVE!

Damned good, sir.

"Why was I dressed as Hitler?"

"...BALLS!"

Nobody else cares how atrocious the back of the cab looks?

HOLY FUCK AOTD!?!?!

Also, "Comment of the Day" should be renamed "Musing o' the Moment."

Mission poster, in the style of Star Trek.

Oh please, Matt. You're obviously just ripping off Car and Driver's new "Does this car have a better ass than Pippa Garner?" feature.

Dammit, Mike, how many times do you have to tell us it's NOT ok to hack road signs? We get it. "Zombies Ahead" isn't funny.

Honestly, I'm surprised it took THIS long.

"Bumblebees and cars? And you people call me unoriginal..."