I know that’s why they do it but it seems like its a limiting strategy.  Perhaps their plan is to run another campaign down the line that says “its not just for burgers anymore”. Eventually they need to come up with a descriptive name for the product though.  

Whatever you do, don’t use the word ‘short’ around Hummer owners - call it the ‘perfectly good, longer-than-average bed, ooh baby, you’re so manly, be gentle with that thing’.

The original 4-door coupe SUV

I find the packaging interesting. I guess they couldn’t come up with a better way to describe their plant based ground meat substitute than “burger” despite its current form not being pressed into an actual burger.

No joke: bookstores and libraries are full of deviants and weirdos! And that’s just the people working there (I keed)! But seriously: there are all kinds of people that come into the bookstores and libraries to use the internet, computers, free wifi, restrooms, furniture, etc. Some of them are criminals. When I was…

Another poster who is actually thinking rationally.

If your job wanted you to transfer to a worksite where people weren’t showing up for fear of catching COVID, would you make the trip?

That Kobayashi guy was never the same after getting humiliated by that bear

The worst bear could beat the best human at any eating contest out there.

We should really make it a challenge and make them salmon dogs topped with honey.

Of course, and he got his money from the ATM machine before he went into the bike shop 🙃

In my mind, Jeep nuts belong in Colorado.

I sort of expect to see some weird ad with Jason’s face on it

How does one join said society?

Congratulations on being a celebrity in the Imported Chinese not-quite-legal-but-also-not-illegal Miniature Electric Car Market!  This feels like just the right niche for you, second only to your role as president of the car tail light historical society

Torch, you’re gonna be to China what David Hasselhoff is to Germany. 

You probably bring six packs to AA meetings, don’t you?

This is a flathead jeep. I bet some fuel and a battery and it would start. 

i was thinking wheelie, but back-flip is better

He hired a stuntman to deliberately crash that car. He is known to have done a few fakes in the past, like pretending to have connected his aventador to some xbox controllers to play forza.
He’s wearing a red short for the whole thing, but the inside shot when the car crash, whoever is driving wears a black…