Look, whoever came up with this thing needs mental help, not having the police sicced on them.

This is the right take.

Yes, there are vegetarians/vegans who claim the diet is healthier than any diet involving meat. Not all of them, lots of them eat that way for ethical reasons, but there are plenty who think an entirely plant-based diet is objectively healthier.

My company has actually started purchasing lunch for those of us who have to be in the office, since the alternative is all of us going out to God knows where to get food. It’s individually boxed stuff, and we’re told to not congregate in the lunch room; get your food and get back to your office ASAP.

Tough but fair.

Yup, same. Single dude with a pretty healthy income, I have considerable expendable money. I’m extremely fortunate that my situation hasn’t been affected by COVID, and I save money by being quarantined anyways so servers and delivery drivers get big tips. I’m not going to notice an extra $5, they might.

Well then I don’t want the truth.

Eggs don’t stick to a properly seasoned cast iron skillet with a little grease in it. If eggs are sticking to your cast iron you did something wrong.

My parents are pretty well off, not 1%-er or even close, but they’re in good shape financially. Part of this was a smart move on their part to move out to a small town with low cost of living when they retired.

Great, so they can go work for them instead of Amazon.

Somehow paying your employee for their labor is actually stealing from them. And monitoring them while they’re on the job is a war crime.

I think they took away his Executive Order pen and he had to find something else to do.

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

I dunno about still hitting the emissions target, but my Mk7 Golf R is sitting at ~460whp and has been for the last ~20k miles without issue.

Depends on what your test is.

Sleeveless shirts are already questionable for dudes anywhere but the gym, but when you look like this dude you just shouldn’t own them.

Nah, I don’t hoon it around residential places. It’s close to stock quiet when I’m not romping on it.

If it’s anything like the aftermarket tune on my Golf R, it also makes machine gun noises and shoots flames out the exhaust, which is way more important than something silly like “keeping boost pressure”.

Any cult leader worth his salt tests the congregation to see how loyal they really are. Making all that kool-aid just to have no one drink it would be pretty embarrassing.

I’m calling bullshit. That’s 16.5 pounds of oranges a piece in 30 minutes. Maybe a top level competitive eater could do that, but I doubt these 4 random dudes can do it.