Somehow paying your employee for their labor is actually stealing from them. And monitoring them while they’re on the job is a war crime.

I think they took away his Executive Order pen and he had to find something else to do.

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

I dunno about still hitting the emissions target, but my Mk7 Golf R is sitting at ~460whp and has been for the last ~20k miles without issue.

Depends on what your test is.

Sleeveless shirts are already questionable for dudes anywhere but the gym, but when you look like this dude you just shouldn’t own them.

Nah, I don’t hoon it around residential places. It’s close to stock quiet when I’m not romping on it.

If it’s anything like the aftermarket tune on my Golf R, it also makes machine gun noises and shoots flames out the exhaust, which is way more important than something silly like “keeping boost pressure”.

Any cult leader worth his salt tests the congregation to see how loyal they really are. Making all that kool-aid just to have no one drink it would be pretty embarrassing.

I’m calling bullshit. That’s 16.5 pounds of oranges a piece in 30 minutes. Maybe a top level competitive eater could do that, but I doubt these 4 random dudes can do it.

And just like that iPhone, the cultists that love these things will go to the ends of the earth to explain why you’re a moron for not liking what is obviously poor design.

They do not all go to a depot at night. In many suburban and rural communities, the drivers take the bus home with them.

It’s not like they haven’t been tried before, and the reason why they don’t work in cars is even in the article you didn’t read.

That, and going to a theater right now at any price is a bad idea and might be straight up illegal depending on where you live.

This got me to re-watch that movie last night, it was excellent.

You’re making this more complicated than it needs to be. He violated the ToS and got banned for it, very simple.

Cool, now break down the graduating classes from STEM programs, I bet it’s almost identical.

It sucks, but this is the right answer. “But I got away with it for SO LONG” isn’t really a good reason to avoid punishment.

No, but that would be a better business move than this sad excuse of a sandwich.

That breakfast -> lunch transition can be magical, if you’re not a total asshole you can convince the staff to put eggs on the burger you order.