Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Not that I’ve been thinking about a Sue Heck spinoff or anything...

How the fuck has Laurie Metcalfe not been in a Coen Brothers movie yet? Let’s go, Universe!

+1, +1, +1, +1, ad infinitum.

Somebody get the Coen brothers on the line and get them writing Goodman a part. He can bring Laurie Metcalf along with him.

This just in: ABC has announced Roseanne is leaving its schedule.

Who would ever have thought, circa 1994, that Tom Arnold would have become — by miles and miles and miles — the more sympathetic party to his divorce?

Yikes... Death wishes are not cool.

At this point can’t they just kill her off in an offscreen car accident and have Sandy Duncan lead “the Connor Family”

On Tuesday, Barr compared former presidential advisor Valerie Jarrett to a Planet of the Apes monkey and someone from the muslim brotherhood, eventually issued an apology after facing backlash online.

It might be an awkward thing to say, but is not being attracted to an ethnicity really racism? Do we get to decide who we’re attracted to?

And now look at you—50 percent fewer slugs!

No, “loser” is not Trump-speak. It was around well before anyone was listening to him.

My mom was the very best.

Freddie sang it live

I’m sure someone already posted it, but no ‘Sheer Heart Attack’ by Queen? Don’t they meet the criteria of ‘classic rock’ who was challenged by Punk and Disco?

I can grit my teeth through Chuck D’s Kool Thing appearance - at least he doesn’t ruin the whole song. Radio Song just shouldn’t exist.

And the Kinks continued- ‘Give The People What They Want’ and ‘State Of Confusion’ continued their explorations with punk and post-punk music are some of their best releases. One of the most underrated and underappreciated bands of all time.