If his father played guitar he’d be Jimmy Page.

In the mid-80s I was student teaching at a high school in New Jersey and Geraldo came over to do a story about the school (it was a prayer-in-school issue, don’t ask). Even back then the teachers were mumbling to each other about keeping him supervised when he was around the students. His repuation as a creep is long…

But he excelled at the Festivus Feats of Strength.

Show of (virtual) hands: who else would not be surprised if they found out something like this about their own dad.

Or Unibombers, for that matter.

Apparently he met a little cutie who was all hopped up on zootie, he liked the little cutie but kicked her in the bootie.

...Except that the juice left in Seinfeld’s tank turned out to be a crappy movie about Bees.

People used to say that about Jack Nickolson’s take on The Joker... but then along came Jared Leto!

[Ducks]

I hate to break the internet rule of Snark Uber Alles, but that’s actually really good advice.

Yes. It’s like the assistants who would help lure and then strand actresses in hotel rooms with Harvey Weinstein. Shitty people will do shitty things and that’s always been the case, but the staff of people who work to support this kind of behavior that really creep me out.

Its the sex-predator version of “Thoughts and Prayers”.

“Some of what is being said about me is untrue or mischaracterized.”

2017 has taught me to assume everyone is awful until they show me otherwise.

I wish I had doors and walls, not for sexual harassment purposes though... just of naps and maybe the occasional game of Civilization on company time.

Only if we can help

While I am not advocating poltical violence, I look forward to the day when I will be able to dance on that orange motherfucker’s grave. I realize there will be a line, but I am preparted to wait.

Ha! I rewatched Iron Man last night, for the exact same reason.

Either you rank BvS above The Dark Knight or you are nine years old. Either way, it’s hard to take you seriously.

No new hammer. Mjölnir gets replaced by a magical bubble level.

The Hulk in ground war in Wakanda!?!? TAKE MY MONEY!