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Yeah, for some reason "High Status Idiot" isn't as hilarious a concept as it once was.

I took many a lick but 'twas all in good fun!

In a recent Always Sunny they were dropping the word "Cunt" all over the place… which was hilarious in context but not something that the FCC is going to accept lying down.

Miserable snaggletoothed ginger bastard?

The easiest way to get reelected is to start a war and make your reelection about "supporting the troops". So look for that in about three years, if not sooner.

…So he and Trump are practically blood brothers.

I tip my hat to the ultimate husband!

Given that she is beginning to rot, I have to think the oral sex issue would get unsustainably nasty eventually. I know that Joel is a really supportive dude, but it seems like there have to be limits.

I doubt it's intentional subtext for the show, but the bit about Sheila's toe falling off (and the looming terror at her continuing decomposition) really sparked a feeling of familiarity in me. Basically, an unsung component of the "Happily Ever After" part of a successful life-long relationship is watching the one

Whilst I have NO nipples… or a belly button… nor, I hate to admit it, genitalia of any kind. Shit. What the fuck am I anyway?

Wrong. It's delightful and funny, if a little gross at times.

[Fallon breaks character to giggle]

I don't hold out much hope for this because I imagine he's a supporter, but I'll forgive Gallagher for decades of shitty comedy if he just smashes The Orange One's head like a rotting pumpkin.

Obviously. But do we have to give them extra lead time?

That would just give them 4 whole years to make up some bullshit and pound it into the ground on Fox News 24/7 so by 2020 she'd be viewed just as badly as Clinton was.

Is that thing she's wearing in the photo an example of her stuff. Because, if it is, yikes. Not even Michelle Obama could make that crap look good.

I'd prefer it if it actually did say "Free Guns for Everybody" because then weapons manufacturers would be pumping money into our political system to oppose it.

"And while we're at it, have the Rolling Stones killed."

We have a Constitution (if I remember correctly) but it only has a single Amendment, that being the 2nd one, natch.

MSG was the Gluten of its day: i.e. a generally harmless thing that a handful of people have a reaction to and which somehow became a kind "fad allergy".