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Star Wars? More like Star Bores!

Shit. It was just announced that Pete Seeger died at 94. This seemed like the place to go to mourn.

No. "Chris".

If you want to get into this boy's hole er, soul.

I've never thought much of Drew Barrymore before but I'll be damned if she isn't charming as hell as an undead cannibal.

"Why oh why doesn't Vlad ever seem to notice!"

Well he's also a character that doesn't grow emotionally or mentally.

Dance-off, ski race or freestyle skate board competition?

"Please do not confuse me with the sphincter in your tear ducts. We are on different parts of the body and perform wildly different functions."

I saw them '84 at The Beacon, but they still had Billy along for the opener. My theory as to why he kept showing up as every band's opener is that he was probably easy to book because he didn't require much equipment and he was probably willing to work cheap.

Don't you know it's bad taste to politicize the death of an American citizen during an armed action in a foreign land… unless you are Republican, in which case it's not only fine, but feel free to talk about nothing else for the next 4 years.

Just like Elizabeth Banks' real last name is Taylor.

None of that sweet Hollywood money ever comes my way. I just have to make do with the hot and cold running chicks.

There was a period in the mid 80s when just about every time we'd go to see a concert Billy Bragg was the opening act. I've seen him open for Echo and the Bunnymen, The Smiths, Depeche Mode (did I mention this was the 80s?) and probably a few I'm not remembering right now. Sadly, I never really appreciated his stuff

The tall one.

Christopher Lloyd (Name shared by an actor, a producer, and by yours truly, IRL)

You have a point, but I'd say they didn't really start embracing a genuine liberal agenda until fairly late in Obama's reign when it finally became obvious that they are going to get called wild-eyed liberals no matter what they proposed or accomplished.

OK. I also forgot to add in Wannabe Putin Dick-Suckers to the Trump coalition.