Repeat after ME. What we have in America is a group of people who call themselves conservative but who are actually a voting bloc of radical Christian theocrats and starry eyed "Objectivists" who are actively working against representative democracy and towards a permanent oligarchy. We also have a group of people who…

Hey, I genuinely like Bud Light Lime. And by that I mean ALLAH AKBAR! DEATH TO AMERICA!!! [Uvulates]

It was either that or Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.

I'm sick of those goddamned attractive, fit Aussies with their silly names comin' over here and taking our jerbs! I bet I couldn't even get a job as a receptionist for a group of moderately amusing female ghost hunters in this day and age!

If Evangelical Christians can wail about Liberals promoting some kind of "Culture of Death" while consistently opposing care for the poor, sick and different and voting in huge numbers for a vulgar lying pussy-grabbing con-man, forgive me if I have little patience for the primacy of ideological consistency in this…

I, for one, don't think punching newly empowered neo-nazi racists in the face is either funny or clever. The correct phrase is: Immensely Satisfying

A Back to the Future with Eric Stoltz? No thank you! I'll stick with this hell hole.

What the hell is that supposed to mean!?

Hell yes! I would have been cock of the walk in high school with my Carl Sagan books and my moons-of-Jupiter tee shirt. Instead I was cock of nothing!

One of my favorite Pat Benatar outtakes.

The sequel to Titanic would be called Lusitania. Duh!

Back in the 70s they used to show those things every Sunday morning on WPIX in NYC and I thought EXACTLY the same thing.

When we first got HBO they had 10 on a lot. So I whenever I think of my sophomore year of high school, the first thing that comes to mind are Bo Derek's breasts.

Are you saying that outside of my toxic bubble this thing plays like Citizen Kane?

…And Robert DiNiro is the gross old guy from that Dirty Grandpa movie.

Win some, lose some. We never hear about Tia Tequila anymore, but then again: President Trump.

While I agree that Judge Fudge is a well respected member of the judiciary, they never should have named that tunnel after him.

Sometimes that works. But 25 years ago I decided to just wait out Adam Sandler. And I'm still waiting.

He said they were fresh… but were they?

I believe in the modern parlance the words is "cuckjective"