Actually it's a paint-by-number book that requires 388 separate colors.

I gave my nephew an Infinite Jest coloring book but it fractured his wrist when he tried to lift it.

We thought he was Duluth.

Wasn't that based on the Lovecraft story "A Buttcrack Out of Time"?

What! You people don't look like your avatars?!

If a preternaturally talented young filmmaker can't have his reputation torn down by jealous random assholes, what's the point of even having an internet!

50 year old me has played far too much Fallout 4

Also a celebrity episode. Axl Rose showed up but ruined it when he kept acting like the whole show revolved around him.

Our brief national nightmare is over… no, not THAT one, the Dat Boi one.

I went to High School in a blue collar New Jersey town in the early 80s and we had several 'out' students. They got made fun of a bit but I never saw them get threatened or anything. Frankly I didn't think much of it. Looking back I am amazed at the balls on those kids. Considering the era, that took a helluva lot of…

I thought so too, but I kept looking down at that tender baby covered in delicious jelly and cream cheese and I just had to have a taste… next thing I know, they're calling our name and I'm sitting there alone covered in baby crumbs.

Yup. Staying up until I saw the test pattern was like a journey to the edge of the world when I was 8.

Why, you guys are nothing but a bunch of blue collar slobs!

I could never remember Hawley's name because my wife and I always called him Discount McConaughey

They're OK, as long as we don't make it a hobbit.

It's back in style!

American Graffiti* is quite good, but the rest of it I have no use for.

He's the worst!

I love a woman with a good head on her shoulders. The 999 growing out of her back are just icing on the cake.

"Dear Kelly; Thanks a million for all the kind words about my posthumously released novel - John Kennedy Toole"