I agree. It totally fails the Gene Siskel test: “Is this movie more interesting than a documentary about the same actors having lunch?”

Exactly!

That's a damn shame because his deadpan motor mouthed delivery of incredibly ridiculous dialog was an enduring pleasure of the early years of SNL. Second only to Phil Hartman, I'd rank him as one of the all time best SNL cast members

It's true! It's true! We're so lame.

Soviet? So it's a time traveling spy?

Wax cylinder for me!

That photo up above with the actor's heads cropped off and their sleek white torsos so lovingly on display for leering fanpeople to ogle at their leisure is typical of the shameful overt sexualization of Empire battle clones in modern culture. I expected better from the AVClub, but they let me down. Again.

Members of the Bat Community are also pissed that they would show temperate climate bats living in a Goddamned ice cave.

I saw them both on release so I got the joke… but yeah, that Ace Ventura bit kills

According to the Very Christian side of my family there is no such thing as Christian Yoga since Yoga is a Satan-worshiping Middle Eastern religion that tempts white women of child-bearing age into a nightmare of Tantric lesbian shenanigans.

It's a top-notch opening scene followed by 90-ish minutes of meh.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about his Sammy Davis Junior impression… but that's not right because he actually did that one with blackface.

OK. I'll bite. This is obviously very important to you and I agree that it's a genuinely serious issue. Going on the assumption you have something serious to say on the topic - and aren't just using the issue to be an ass on the internet - I ask with a complete absence of internet snark: What do you want to say about…

I think it's meant to be trollirical

Christian babies do!

I get a little tired of my wife threatening people with me while I'm not around. Not that she's too bad about it, but one of these days she's going to throw out one of those "Oh, you wouldn't say that if my 6'3" husband was around" and it's going to end up with me getting my ass kicked. I'm lover, not a fighter!

Exec1: …if we can't use zombies, what can we use… something everyone instinctively fears
Exec2: Obama!

Way more than half her life, actually,

You need to get some real boobies in your life.

And YOLO Pollo means "You only live once, Chicken"