Oh for the glory days of Amos and Andy!

"The assailant cut off the victim's ears and sewed them back on the opposite sides of the head. A trauma like that is…. ear-reversible."

For some reason my eyes saw it as "2001" but my brain read it as "pile of shit".

A lot you know. You haven't even seen my abnormally large feet.

No. I have no military experience and, according to everyone who has ever commented on it, my ass is quite fine.

Thanks. Fixed it.

Working for 2 years as a substituted teacher made me want to be something - ANYTHING - else.

And why no black-face wrestling?

Also, I understand there is a review of the movie version of this tale in a web site called "WWW.THEAVCLUB.com" … or something like that.

Recording an album while he was fighting terminal cancer, releasing it on his birthday, dying just slightly after it was released. I swear to God, even in dying Bowie was really the consummate performer.

I was into Dead Bowie before it was cool.

Nah. It's just a side effect of the cocaine.

I suppose you've got me on that one.

I disagree. Fundamentalist Christians need to have the Jews around so they can all die horribly in the apocalypse, which is due any day now.

"We don't want to pay to educate our children or provide health care for our citizens but boy-howdy we'll drop trillions to blow a few brown people to pieces."

I was alive during the Carter years. He'd regularly show up in our dreams to chat about Malaise, talk peanut farming. Occasionally we discuss the lust in his heart… those were always bad nights.

Well, New York as a lot of area codes. He could bang someone (maybe you!) on the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge and not violate your request.

I think he is making a slam on the concept of toleration, which is as dirty word among the Conservative Christian set as "Social Justice" is with Men's Rights Advocates.

"If any easily resolved international incident is not used to immediately provoke a war with no real goal or exit strategy, it makes us look like sissies." - Every. Single. Republican. Candidate.

He just means that the people of New York can encounter a person who looks or speaks or thinks differently than themselves and they won't start screaming that their way of life is being destroyed. And that's unchristian.