We had a city-wide referendum and we voted - 55% to 45% - to sell our souls to the Devil. Remember the world series?

Yay local American-Rules football franchise squadron! May you play with all the might of your 'roided out hearts until your merciless owner moves you to a bigger city with a more compliant tax base.

That 'touch something weird in a tree' scene has been an in-joke with me and the Lovely Mrs Fastandsloppy for decades now.

I saw The Smiths on the Meat is Murder tour and when they played that song people in the audience threw hot dogs on stage. As a result, all these years later that song still cracks me up.

I've lived in NYC and I've lived in Kansas City. People were far, FAR more openly racist in New York, IMHO.

When people start getting political about music and throwing around accusations of who is and isn't a "sell out" it gets pretty stupid pretty fast.

Now that I'm older, wiser and have much better taste, I'd go with 'Station to Station' with 'Heroes' as a very close second.

I remember trying to chat up a cute British girl in college in about 1985 (admission: I'm old) and I asked her what music she liked and she said Bowie. I mentioned I liked the "Let's Dance" album and she gave me a look of "I shan't be wasting my vagina on YOU" that I didn't really understand the context of until years…

Reminder: Bowie did this during the phase of his career when he was widely considered to be "selling out".

That perm didn't pay for itself, bub.

By the way, the answer is "Yes".

Indeed he is a master baiter.

Since it has started showing in syndication the wife and I watch it during dinner, but the odd thing is that we usually eat in 15 minutes so we almost never see an entire episode… and we don't care. I never see the first 15 minutes of this show and actually care what happens in the next 15. It's not that I dislike it…

Ites!

Pecker Pelt-Room play set comes with real Tea-Bagging action!

And if you fold it in on itself along the dotted lines it forms a portrait of Al Jaffee!

Ironically, a Where's Waldo book is the one challenge Daredevil could never hope to defeat.

It's a lot funnier if you refer to it as "wacky tabbacky"

I believe the actual Ozzy quote is: "Ah Oouil slee ugh oon th'ooutha sy."

I keep falling asleep at Bored City.