Oh, Ms Rife, you silly newswire writer; the HBO show he starred in was called "The Wires" and he played a character named "Onan". You. Are. Welcome.

Future History teacher forgot to point out that the ACA started as conservative policy but was flamed as 'too liberal' the second Obama suggested actually implementing it.

A ham-fisted allegory?

If I said that, then I would be wrong.

"One thing I love about statutory rape cases, I keep getting older but the witnesses stay the same age… yes they do, yes they do."

If she had lived 1000 years earlier, the Vikings would have stayed home.

Quoth Ebert: "an improbably buxom movie star"

In my old copy of the Rolling Stone Record Guide they complain about how shitty Zepplin is for a few paragraphs then give most of their albums 4 or 5 stars. It's bizarre.

Ooooone break, cooooomin' up…

"The One I Love" is actually the first REM song I really disliked.

Yeah, that Big Vagina subplot was really strange.

Any mention of Pete's Dragon always makes me think of the Jim Anchower column where he commissioned his friend to paint a dragon on the hood of his car and the dragon he painted was Pete's Dragon. Har-har. Good times, good times.

Oh hells yeah.

It's also one of the few albums where the extra tracks in the expanded CD version actually improve the album instead of diluting it.

"You know what I hate about being dead? The nothingness, the vast, yawning emptiness of non existence and complete unthinking oblivion. Plus it's so hard to get the baseball scores when you're cast outside of human understanding for all eternity."

Stop Making Sense gets all the love (and it is a great film) but the really great Talking Heads live album is The Name of This Band is Talking Heads which gathers performances from four distinct eras of the band's development. It's fascinating as hell and musically just about perfect. Despite their changing sound TH…

It's like listening to a DMX song

And Steve Zahn at his Steve Zahniest.

I thought Out of Sight was considered something of a classic.

I'm always eager to pimp his Westerns. 40 Lashes Less One and 3:10 to Yuma are both really good.