Yes exactly. As I said, I went to a family reunion last weekend. I was the second youngest one there and I'm 48 years old.

I don't think that's a fair portrayal of Fargo. The only miserable people in that film were the greedy assholes who were scrambling to get Jerry's Father-in-Law's money, and none of them were rural folks.

I think you focus too heavily on the (allegedly) sad state of the State of Missouri at the expense of the real issue. The real issue here is the long slow death of rural life in America. As you say, Kansas City is going through a rebirth (I live in midtown K.C. and the number of new businesses and the amount of new…

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And if you're in the mood for more Southern Missouri Miserablism, you can't go wrong with Winter's Bone. But If you like your Southern Missouri Miserablism with a patina of history, see Ride With The Devil. Or if you want to read some science fiction from one of the region's most celebrated thinkers (and perverts),…

But did you go there of your own accord?

The first half of the first season is pretty weak. And that goes double for the KTMA episodes.

I recommend Teddy Roosevelt's house out on Oyster Bay if you really, really, really, really like taxidermy.

My mother was an extra on I Cry Horsepeppers! and the experience ruined her life. I would appreciate it if you never bring up that charnel house of late-60s mad-cappery again. Good day sir!

Fastandsloppy's 'Better Late Than Never' MST3K Catch-up: Part 2

Hey, whatever happens in space stays in space.

Weird, right? It's almost like racism is not fully based in rational thought.

"We thought it'd be funny to fill this little tyke's juice box with weaponized e-coli. Let's watch!"

And puns are worse than genocide.

What is this, like the 12th time Peter Funt has tried to reboot his dad's show with himself as the host? Jesus, Peter, take a hint; charisma isn't genetic.

His arch enemy can be Doctor Woodeye.

WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET A COMPREHENSIVE RETROSPECTIVE OF SPACE 1999!?!?!?!?

Yup. That sounds like justice to me.

Troi: "I feel that the lizard-faced alien pointing the photon blaster at your heart is experiencing emotions of angry and resentment, Captain."


Pickard (to Data): "Remind me: why do we keep bringing her along on the away teams again?"

He's into weird stuff. Butt stuff.