Crusher? I hardly know her.

He only wanted to go to Space-Pancakes House.

Ditto. The wife and I have watched it twice.

Let's form a club!

When you say 'hot pockets' do you mean… um…. never mind.

Thank God that cutout incorporates so much scenery.

English is such an amazing language!

Well, someone got paid the write the mad-libs type program that spits these things out at the rate of several a month with slightly different nouns.

He might enjoy it even more now. There's a lot less chance he'll bump his head on something.

It's a 10K word description of some heraldry he drew in the bathroom stall at a Steak-n-Shake.

Half of the text in his books is derived from shopping lists he left for his wife. Those two must go through a lot of boiled leather.

It was an Anne Hathaway pop-up book?

Oh, space snap!

Try taking off the rubber band and see if that clears up.

It looks like The Space Sims.

Doesn't a mint condition She-Hulk #1 count?

I've had a lot of luck getting the Sleep spell to work, mostly by reading aloud long passages from my Dungeon Master's Guide.

Pissing off mega-Christian anything is like shooting fish in a barrel.

And that's why being able to differentiate between a knife and a spoon is such a national obsession.

Hey Gentle Herpes is that Time Cube guy!