You mean Nixon speech writer/Comedy Central game show host/Evolution denier?
Fuck him.

And don't get me started on the Jutes!

I'd help you out but I'm busy disabling an advanced alien mothership with my laptop. Give me five minutes.

But what does the concept of justice have to do with gravity?

Letting Catholics vote, that's where all the trouble began!

Wayne Knight as you've never seen him before in his one man play about JFK: (Extremely Large) Profiles in Courage.

He's doing a centerfold for Red Sea Pedestrian Quarterly.

A friend of my wife dated someone who worked for the NSA. I asked him to leave when he offhandedly suggested we swap partners.

Bang-Bang!

Not according to my wife.

& Hebrew National franks are the best!

Everybody knows ethnic minorities all work in perfect unison to subvert the God-ordained true masters of this great nation. And that's why we white males have had such a hard time making end meet in this cruel land.

He's a cybercop on the edge with nothing left to lose… except maybe 50 or 60 pounds.

Why are computer guys always portrayed as workaholics? Why can't we be ordinary dudes who like to leave on time, goddammit?

"I need to install my special de-encryption program on this mob boss' lap top, hand me that stack of floppy disks!"

Shit. Now I'm going to have the theme to Buffy the Vampire Slayer in my head all day.

Be careful with those baseless accusations or you might have a problem with the banking industry.

Keep waiting, you Jabroni.

And my boss is out of town. I'm primed for major goofing off here.

Well, she did spell 'month' correctly so she should be a little proud.