Twin Beaks?

It's very gneiss of you to make excuses for him.

Um, they're made of mostly Limestone and a some Granite, actually. They used to be covered in marble, but that's long gone.

Hey, isn't this just @BethanyMOlson's spam post from above, but with a different car and paycheck amount?

Yeah. Now I don't believe in nothin' no more! Thanks for killing my child-like wonder of the world, BETHANY!

And I'll mess up her Volvo… just to be clear, I wrote v-O-l-v-O, with two o's.

Hey, that wasn't Devil's Haircut!

Hey, tie me off man.
- Dale Carnegie's son, "Moonflower", circa 1972.

Liked for 'munth'

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought your imaged-based society would happen to me…

What's the one about the talking pie who can travel through time for some reason?

Not so fast there. I still hate Belgians!

Even a mangled Marquez quote rings with poetry.

Apparently you never got clued into one of the major ironies of the universe: Ugly people are better at sex.
Sorry to have to be the one to tell you.

Should I BYOBB?

Oh, I've wasted my life.

*Cried out, while falling to his death*
I REGRET NOTHINGGGGG!

I try not to derive pride from my own ignorance, but I can't help but feel a little superior for never having watched a Kardashian fuck.

It's the perfect Rorschach comment!

If I honestly don't give a shit about the man one way or the other does that make me post-racial?