If I was ever in the need for racial stereotypes there were always the Our Gang shorts they used to show on WPIX.

Fun Fact: All those fondly remembered Saturday morning cartoons of your youth were complete shit.

I know, right. I miss the days when all those parish priests were always so nice to me, buying me furs, taking me on "super secret" vacations to Atlantic City.

Bitches be whisperin'

"You need to walk your dog more and be the dominate one in the relationship"

"I say, what a simply Super day!" - has been in the Mr & Mrs Fastandsloppy lexicon since the first day we met.

"Of course I can talk, I'm Minister for Overseas Development."

Dismiss homoerotic public school sadism all you want but it teaches a youth the value of focus, by God.

Yeah, Jones face says it all: Well, apparently that's not going to happen

A lot of people are down on MPFC season 3 - mostly, I suspect, because Cleese was famously down on season 3 - but it's my favorite. (While I'd admit that some of the ideas are retreads from previous seasons they are never done in such a way that they are simply aping old punch lines.) Perhaps it's because its the…

I love in that sketch how they set up a flashback - including the fuzz-out - but just kind of abandon the whole thing with a shrug.

"Good morning Mrs. Cutout!"

God is a mental construct we instinctually create for ourselves as a buffer against the obvious reality that the Universe is a random, unfeeling place and we are mere jumped up animals rushing blindly to oblivion. At least, that's what my mother used to say every morning when she woke me up for school.

I see him as a friendly, cold-nosed, floppy-eared animal. But then, I was raised orthodox dyslexic.

Calzones are the wave of the future!

What ruined Love Actually for me was trying to watch Love Actually.

No, but I'm 3rd Cousin twice removed to Harry S Truman. Seriously.

Well, I share genetics with a lot of people like that so I guess I've built up an ability to like a person despite their horrible, retrograde opinions.

Well, Duuuuuuuh

MST3K has the best TV theme song of all time. This is a fact, not an opinion.