[Taps chest]

Dee Snyder; now that's a real man!

When I was a boy we had Twisted Sister and that was good enough for us! I'll just never understand these modern youngins with their tuneful music and well dressed musicians!

Girls meet cup?

He doesn't care whose toes he steps on!

Every item seems custom designed to make me feel old as fuck.

Love that band, hate that song.

Is it wrong that I would LOVE to have an L Ron Hubbard bobble head. I promise to treat it poorly.

From what I understand about Scientology, WE are the gods if only we can purge ourselves from the corrupting Theatans (or what-the-fuck-ever they call it) that Xenu introduced into our world by blowing up ancient aliens with hydrogen bombs.

Is she like a mere Beck sorta-kinda Scientologist or is she a true Cruise/Travolta/Alley level whack-a-doodle

I had a crush on her until I heard her DJing the ersatz indie radio station in Grand Theft Auto 4. Yeesh, she was terrible.

She created the world with a mighty rolling of her eyes. She created the sun moon and stars with a pouty sigh. All the beasts of the land and sea were created when she puffed he bangs out of her face with a single warm breath.

Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend on TV created a gay-power time/space vortex that caused Benghazi.

Jake is a fat man

Fuck! I was so hoping to see him in a Charlie Parker biopic.

It's a problem I've seen in a lot of smart, otherwise decent people with limited world experience. They know they're smart and assume they've got everything all figured out, but when they're from a small Missouri town, went to a small Christian college and have worked in Electrical Engineering/Software development all…

What can you say! He doesn't believe in evolution or climate change or autism (he thinks autism is a scam created by parents of lazy children in order to make excuses for their kid's shortcomings). He's a big fan of Conservative Radio Asshole Michael Savage, who even Hannity doesn't like.

Someone's hacking up mucus, someone's feeling like hell.

If the number after five was the number before ten.

Third Planetoid from the Stellar Object.