Wouldn't she be a Sith Lady, rather than a Sith Lord? I'm not sure how space-aristocracy works.

Staying on the light side of the force is all well and good, but sometimes a brother's just gotta hit it and quit it.

Well, "We Will Fall". He just got there first.

There's no need to sit through bad entertainment once you've discovered the miracle of Benadryl Night-time Formula?

I'd blame COBRA but those guys are pathetic.

I was thinking more along the lines of the complicated interlocking system of radar/sonar/whateverthefuckelsewehave pointed at NK from our various military bases in South Korea and Japan, not to mention all the stuff China has pointed at them too, I am sure.

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Danica Patrick

I thought he turned out to be Jimmy James?

Sounds more SMERSHy to me.

Stupid 2-3 Americans… screwin' up theory.

If I had to pick a country that would be hard to sneak a Jumbo Jet into, NK would be high on the list.

I hate to break it to you, but North Korea was about as far from where that plane disappeared as NYC is from Panama.

They will eventually figure out where and how it crashed but since no Americans were involved our media will never report any follow-up on what actually happened and lots of people will go through their lives assuming this thing was unsolved, thus birthing a new batch of conspiracy/paranormal theories that will be…

A little clichéd already, but not wrong.

True. But I would like to nudge up against either one of them in a dark elevator sometime.

You guys are adorable.

No but it'll melt your clocks for you.

It's called "Time".

"EAT 'EM!! EAT 'EM!!"

…or nationalism.