And I only used black leather condoms

It don’t matter. I’ll be all around – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a glory hole, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ off a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re horny. I’ll be in the way college kids laugh when they’re curious…

But my penis gets results!

Am I right or am I right, or am I right?

"…And that's how I ended up being a private dick."


[Takes a long drink of scotch and stares out the grimy window of his third floor walk-up office].

My penis is a good looking rebel who plays by his own rules.

A long time ago I got into an argument at the DMV when I overheard some Concerned Parent next to me in line complaining about how Southpark: BIgger Longer & Uncut turned out to be totally inappropriate for her Lil Angels when she took them to see it. Of course, I pointed out that it was "R" rated but her defense was:…

I remember seeing it for the first time mostly because the stupid couple seated in front of us thought it would be a good idea to bring their 5 year old boy and 8 year old girl to a Tarentino Vampire movie and the children wept through most of the movie. It kinda ruined the movie for me and the missus.

I'm super busy at work but I couldn't let that one pass un-commented on.
Plus, this episode really hit a rarely tickled sweet spot on my psyche. I mostly agree with Todd's criticisms but I wholeheartedly loved this episode nonetheless.

I just want to point out that if you have to rent your Zed from Zardoz diaper/bandolier then you're a poser, maaaaan.

*Feeds mushroom*

Whoo hoo!

For a second I read that as "buggering". I was intrigued.

I know! There's no way Ron Howard still has that much hair.

Cool. Do I have to wear pants?

Don't sweat it. Apparently I have a follower who downvotes just about everything I post. In a way it's kind of endearing.

One more face lift and she'll be able to hook that smile back around her ears

I've heard a lot of good things about heroin…

Yeah, ditto to that.

As someone who eloped with his bride, I like this interpretation a lot.