I'm so old that I couldn't have included any Yo La Tengo on a mix tape for my future wife during our wooing years because THEY DIDN'T EXIST YET

In an act of pure mascocism I finally made myself watch "Casino Royale" (the 1967 version with David Niven, Peter Sellers & Woody Allen). Holy crap that movie is awful. And not enjoyably awful either (except maybe Orson Welles parts, his scenes were enjoyable) just lame and unfunny boring. But as a James Bond…

Whatdya buy that hat and you get a free bowl of soup? ….oh, looks good on you though. [Rolls eyes]

Downvotes are best ignored.

I used to watch The Soup to keep up with that kind of stuff but then I stopped caring.

Lewis Carroll, the Woody Allen of Edwardian England.

Still sounds better than the 1982 Worlds Fair in Knoxville Tennessee.

That's what I like about you, you always bring your A game.

I wonder, will this be Magic Johnson bad or Chevy Chase bad.

If I catch Ham looking at my junk again I'm gonna come down on him so hard it'll doom his progeny to generations of oppression and exploitation.

The ookie cookie was laced with cyanide?

[Beachball]

That's not good enough, give us a 3rd season Arrested Development quote!

Yes, they'll be quite limp for a while.

One of the 12 Asspostles?

Joseph and the Technicolor Purge of the Central Planning Committee

Both. Live animation is difficult but Sir Elton is just the kind of harsh taskmaster who can pull it off.

I'm more of a Lot & his daughters man myself.

We work hard… and we pray hard

Because you stay away from amateur theater productions produced in church basements?