Hive Mind, assemble!

Flamboyantly godly?

Is there a nerdiest joke of the month contest? Because if there is you just won.

She does have a tight ass.

"Here's ten dollars, go fuck yourself."

Most of my extended family lives in rural Kansas and Missouri. Trust me, I know

As Andy Warhol said, "In the future everyone will have a guest star spot on Community".

Courtney Taylor Taylor!

Until just a couple of years ago there was a Kum N Go on the drive up to my dad's house. I'd stop there every time to get a bottle of water or whatever because how could I resist?

He looks like a struggling artist trying to break into the competitive world of Eric Cantor impersonation

The only place where you can still watch episodes of Happy Endings!

Will an "ugly" girl take off her glasses and let down her hair and suddenly look like a movie star? Because if not, no dice.

Oh don't you start givin' us the high hat!

I just did a drumline off a stripper's ass!

That would be comforting if we hadn't be waiting for the ignorant fools to die out for a century and a half now.

Bieber is a plot point in Infinite Jest? That…kinda makes sense.

I agree with you but Analyze This was the start of a very sad trend of DiNiro going after easy, low-effort "comedy" roles, so I resent it even if it isn't all that bad.

Ah but you missed the other life lesson from this Godly Tale: It's all the bitch's fault

It's good the cops are going after the people responsible for cutting short the career of one of our finest actors… but when are they going to make a move against whoever it was that handed the script for Analyze This to Robert DiNiro?

I'll give $50 to anyone who gets Biebs hooked on Krokodil