I read both Sot Weed Factor and Going Clear last summer and I really loved them both, Sot Weed especially.

I was thinking of a remake of the John Hughes classic Sizzurp Trains, Pot Planes and Auto-Erotic-Asphyxiation-Mobiles.

Ah he went full Dennis Miller, eh?

He went cuckoo-bananas? Do tell!

It's pointless to debate anything if one side's "argument" is entirely rooted in faith. You can reason with faith, that's what makes it faith.

Well if you'd do a sit-up every now an again you might be a 5 but nooooo, you're too busy watching Jean-Luc Godard.

Only a liberal would say something like that. It's why we always lose.

He's weaponized his stupid comments and is threatening to release them into the water supply!

Both sides do it

Naw, he just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

I was arguing about immigration with my dad once (not heatedly, we just like to argue about stuff) and he made the point that if we let immigrants stay in this country and become citizens then their children would be here forever. I replied "Of course, that's the whole point of America." I could see in his eyes when…

Zimmerman does seem like he'd have pert little breasts.

Don't downvote Nerd Rage for that! He's entitled to make his own terrible decisions.

True but Hitler did it for racial reason, Stalin just did it out of general kookiness.

I would love to see a debate between Al Frankin and Victoria Jackson on any issue, not because it would be enlightening but because it would be bloodsport, like watching Tyson fight Bieber.

I threw Frankin in there for balance.

Well, they are passionate about everyone speaking English in their Coca-Cola commercials.

fastandsloppy is fast and sloppy

Is Zombie Roosevelt a Republican or a Bull Moose? I always get my paranormal political affiliations confused.

But he's not up to the quality of the pest exterminators, car thieves and ex-comedy writers that give the August houses of American governance its gravitas!