I don’t think you can make a family-friendly movie about that slut Oxygen

Pfft. Those aren’t real elements. Get back to me when Pixar makes a movie about how spunky Oxygen encourages his reserved friend Xenon to bond with others.

I know you’re describing it as “one big hurdle”, but that doesn’t really capture how ENORMOUS that hurdle is and how enormous an advantage that FastPass is for these people. They can start their career in their teens because of their parents while others with no family connections might not break out if they ever do…

A Talking Cat!?!

this dumb mf really put that shit in writing, huh. this asshole deserves to be criminally prosecuted.

Something being legal does not preclude it from being grooming or predatory.  Also, I don’t think there is a federal age of consent, so...

As much as this person and her publicist’s relentless dedication to pushing out a press release about something (no matter how trivial) every month to attempt to stay relevant drives me crazy, this one story seems to have a bit of merit.

If incompetent police are going to rethink the profession, that’s a win for everyone!

“How come you never tell me you appreciate me?”

I really hope we can get back to real Italian food, and not this bullshit fusion cuisine with stuff from other cultures, like tomatoes, pasta and hot peppers.

Somewhere in the liquor law is likely a clause that forbids providing alcoholic beverages to someone already obviously intoxicated. Even the people sampling at the grocery store or at a wine festival or on a brewery tour aren’t supposed to give away a free drink to an already drunk guest. So you 100% can get…

dated for two years in 1992 when she was 18 and he was 33...

can’t think of anything more hollywood than making a congratulatory movie about a problem they’ve barely solved 1% of.

I’m a dude, but this post resonates with me quite a bit. I grew up as a3rd Generation preacher’s kid, and all this purity pro-life stuff was a given when I was growing up. It took me a long time to deconstruct my beliefs and un-brainwash myself. It is something I still struggle with and likely will my whole life, like…

This seems like the brainchild of someone who actually believes the bullshit of “food service is low skill work.”

In your quote of the line you added an extra random “a.” Which made me go watch the clip to see if she actually said it all super dumb like that. But no. You just wrote it super dumb like that.

“Dearly beloved, we gathered here today on this joyous occasion to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland, going RIGHT PAST THE ALTAR, HEADING DOWN THE RAMP, AND OUT THE DOOR!” 

You’re asking the wrong question.

Oh no, you guys, a horny millionaire is being moderately inconvenienced. Look at the horrors that cancel culture has wrought.

Not all the time. I’m sure he didn’t ask for consent to have his manager try to ruin their comedy careers afterwards.