It’s 3/4 of a teaspoon, so there’s enough to get a taste if you buy a dram. And it was inexpensive, only a nickle. Back then, nickles had pictures of bees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter!’ was something we’d all say. And when you’d buy enough drams, we called it ‘getting swarmed’. But the important thing to…

Here’s a good time to cut someone off. I was working as a bartender in Miami a few months after Hurricane Andrew levelled the place. There were hundreds of shady-ass construction guys and “roofers” in town to rebuild, and lucky me, my bar become ground zero for these crusty critters. Yay.

I love Star Wars, but Star Wars fans are the fucking worst.

I’m glad Ingram is getting this much support, but it just underscores how easy this would have been to do when John Boyega, Kelly Marie Tran or even Daisy Ridley were getting avalanches of hate when the sequels came out. What changed?

I love that when conservatives talk about the mental health crisis in the United States it has nothing to do with increasing access to care or anything like that... it’s about making sure people know that the mentally ill are DANGEROUS! “It wasn’t that man’s guns that killed those kids it was his mental illness.”

I’m sure this is doing to weigh on her forever, but also... I doubt a teenager in Germany could have done anything to change the outcome.

Cant argue there.  Perhaps this is down to DC not being as closely controlled by corporate executives or something else.  But every MCU queer character feels either background, token, or a one sentence detail.  Can't say that about say, Harley Quinn.

Yeah I think you hit the nail on the head here. The social ties are stronger than anything else and no one wants to blow up their own social life over something that has nothing to do with them. We’re from a smallish town too but I am lucky that I’ve moved around so much and those old ties are not important in my life…

I really don’t understand how the answer to “how do we cut down on gun deaths?” can possibly be “we need more guns.”  The whole “good guy with a gun” thing is bullshit.  They had one of those in Buffalo.  He got killed with the people he was trying to protect and the shooter kept shooting.  Even if that doesn’t…

That’s an interesting point. I was recently added to a group chat of old high school art friends to plan a reunion type of get together this summer. One of the dudes in this chat was someone who unbeknownst to me had apparently had a massive crush on me in school. A few years after high school we met up for a friendly…

It’s like, how much more law-abiding could this citizen be? And the answer is none. None more law-abiding.

It’s more than that. Bill claims gay people are “doubling every generation,” from 1.5 percent in the 1940s to 10+ percent today (suggesting, I don’t know what, that they aren’t really gay, they are just looking for attention or some other reason?). But I suspect that the percentage of gay people are the same across…

Yeah but there’s a difference between a comic who isn’t to your taste and a straight up, well documented bigot. 

This is literal conservative comedian jokes. X identified as Y is Babalon Bee trash. Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker this is pathetic.  At least Tim Heidecker is doing better. 

I tried really hard not to feel involved or invested in this trial—I don’t know anything about this relationship and I don’t want to assume innocence or guilt when such horrifying accounts of domestic violence exist on both sides.

With regards to finishing pasta in sauce - absolutely yes. The article is spot-on, you want to save some of the water the pasta cooked in and add a bit in when you add the pasta to the sauce.

This article kind of misses a key point (and further fuels it) that there isn’t really a huge shortage of baby formula, but saying there is risks actually creating the problem they claim to be so egregious.

Check your phone. Netflix is trying to contact you with an offer for a ten episode series based on your concept.

That’s not how you milkshake duck! People have to LIKE the duck first, so that way it’s heartbreaking when we discover the duck is secretly married to Hitler.

Wait, this isn’t how I understood the phenomena of Milkshake Ducking at all. The Duck needs to do something innocuous and cute, so that when the horrible revelations come out we’re all disappointed and shocked. I think anyone reading that awful Juice Ape tweet could have guessed that the writer was capable of some…