That’s because you know that Toucan Sam fucks.

Citation needed on that claim about the children’s hospital, because that sounds like BS.

I like how the original 101 Dalmatians does the exact opposite - Cruella’s stream of cigarette smoke is appropriately disgusting, but Pongo’s human smokes a nice healthy pipe, so it won’t seem like the movie is anti-smoking.

Penguins do live in a snowy environment, so that makes sense.

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Can we just ignore anything Trump says on the matter? He’s utterly irrelevant.

I know this is a nilhalistic and everything is fucked comment thread, but;

Native American Reservations should be taking advantage of this the way they took advantage of draconian gambling laws. Set up abortion clinics on reservation lands.

States can’t do anything about Federal Reservations.

The only “good” abortion ban would be to ban men, like myself, from having a fucking opinion or say in what a woman does with her body, whether that’s abortion, birth control, or anything else.

I take it back. Honestly forgot what that film was about, lol.

This stuff always makes me think of the time Jenna on 30 Rock was learning teen lines for Gossip Girl. Then she found out she was really going to be playing the dying grandmother.

That’s fucking gross, but also, how pathetic do these folks have to be to think “the reason I can’t sleep with Natalie Portman is that she hasn’t turned 18 yet?”. Trust me, that wasn’t the major barrier.

Once again straight up begging people to speak up about this shit especially as they use anti-trans bill proposals to really crack down on existing as a trans person.

If you feel confused or overwhelmed by discussions about trans athletes - the legislation being proposed involving trans youth athletes is all about…

South Lake Tahoe is NOT Southern California. 

The only reason I’m excited about them making this show is because a few months later they will capitalize by releasing a new Fallout game that had better not be another MMO piece of shit.

And of course, victims barely had a reason to report it in the first place. Now not only will you be put through pure hell, but you get the knowledge that they’ll hold onto your DNA and do this shit with it.

Yeah but who is is playing Nixon?

I know what most Trekkies think of the Kelvin movies. I personally felt the first one was a bloated origin tale and the second one a big mess of disasterporn built around Cumberbatch as not-Khan. But Simon Pegg and Doug Jung righted the ship again with Beyond, which didn’t have any lofty ambitions besides just being…

Chappelle’s claim that the town council was trying to making him “audition” is the kind of smug peevishness that seems to characterize his personality these days.  By “audition,” he meant that the town council did not automatically give him what he wanted, and instead treated him like he was one of many citizens of…