I hope Katie Porter seriously considers a Senate run in the near future.

I always say “do not interrupt your enemies while they are making mistakes,” but their mistakes seem to have no effect so I’m unsure of how to proceed.

That’s only cuz they conveniently leave out the rest of the slogan.

If I was Biden, I would have the entire White House sprayed with bleach and allowed to air out for a week before I set foot in it.

You might want to start with a list of people at the White House who do not have COVID

And Paxton, those around Trump and Trump until he forgets about what was said at the strategy meeting because he is now too busy thinking about Ivanka’s cleavage knows this. They want to have this case denied so that they can say to their idiot base: “Look the Supreme Court has been infiltrated by the Soros owned deep…

“...are now terrified and angry that they or their loved ones might have covid...”

The Subtle Knife does bear many similarities to the One Ring, what with it having been forged for good and then corrupted by evil, before becoming a burden to the one who bears it.

One man actually said: “I don’t wear a condom; I sure as hell aren’t going to wear a mask!”

Back when all this was just starting to crash, in March, we had this golden season of about three weeks when people were afraid to complain/harass us, because nobody knew how long things would go on and didn’t want to lose delivery privileges.

This just confirms my belief that many people who refuse to wear masks also hate using condoms. I know it's a generalization but it feels true. 

I maintain my position that service workers should get to tell off X number of customers per month without losing their job. The fact that they cannot retaliate beyond notifying management and hoping they take action is bullshit, no human should be expected to just put up with that kind of treatment.

The “remove your mask or no tip” crap is apparently a *thing* among Covid-deniers/Trump supporters.

“You and I, we’re reasonably smart and decent fellows.”

He did it on purpose to make Biden look bad.

That place would go for $2k/month in Manhattan!

“There is not a racist bone in my body,” she said.

They cannot split screen Biden and Trump on inauguration day. The swearing in of a President is a moment in history. A Trump rally is just audio vandalism.

I don’t think Sedaris has ever fully grasped that he’s A) very rich and famous and B) in his sixties. So much of his humor is based on when he and his family were young that it’s like he’s scared to try to mature his outlook in case he can’t “make it funny.”

Rudy,