HOAX!! HOAX!! YOU CANNOT CATCH DEMOCRAT HOAX DISEASEASDFJFDGHASKJFDSKSKJAHFKSLDKFSDF!!!!

Gosh, He looks so healthy, too....

One time (pre-cellphone) my 2nd grade teacher gave me detention for some asinine thing, but didn’t let anyone know. I was supposed to be picked up by a family friend, but when they didn’t find me after school, they assumed my mom had come and collected me already. My mom came home from work and found no child, and…

I spent a decade assuring college students starting my classes terrified of books that I gave even less of a shit about the symbolism of the color green than they did. 

After centuries of magicians, carnies, pro-wrestlers, and televangelists, how did it never occur to this guy that you can still make the money without doing it for real?

He’s the real villain. Camilla and Diana aren’t perfect, sure, but Charles caused all of this with his giant man-baby-ness. 

The reveal about where Sarah has been waking up each morning was smart - it does a lot to explain why her desperation to break out of the loop is so much more persistent than anyone else’s.

The best Christmas movie is..... Bad Santa, preferably the unedited Badder Santa cut. Scrooged gets a runner up nod and Trading Places in third.

Probably still less offensive than the hot shit coming out of his mouth, buuuuuuut you wouldn’t guess that from the aid to his left.

I thought I was in a normal committed partnership with a guy with travelled a lot for work. I’m kind of an introvert and city living means small spaces, so I actually didn’t mind having the apartment to myself a lot. That is until lockdown interrupted what could have been an indefinite excuse to be able to pull of two…

I have no idea, because a break up is the denial of access to another person’s life and thoughts and feelings. They are foreclosed to you. So instead, what I carry around with me is something him-like but fundamentally not him

The “socialism will make the U.S. just like Venezuela or Cuba!” thing drives me insane. The problem with Venezuela wasn’t socialism - it was that it was run by anti-democratic criminal strongman who only wanted to enrich himself and his cronies - which is exactly the government republicans want.

It will be interesting to see how distribution plays out in Canada. Given our very different approaches to health care, I’m sure it will be very different here than in the US, but it won’t be without some controversy. The feds are saying the right things, but several of our provincial premiers are a little…

“this model could provide a space for doctors to embellish the severity of their patients illnesses”

My prediction: they’re going to give it to prison guards before prisoners.

My favourite response when you ask them for evidence is ‘ do your own research, sheep.’

Damn, I always forget to read the footnotes on these laws.

I was thinking of her “Girl at party you wish you hadn’t spoken to.”

The GOP majority on this committee apparently blocked all efforts to swear in witnesses, so none of the statements were under oath. Gee, I wonder why?

And did it himself!