I don’t have hope. I’ve long stopped believing that Americans will do the right thing when a buffoon is at the helm, especially in 2004.

Now that they put it that way, “making lemonade out of lemons” is an incredibly accurate tagline for republican policy: take something sour and unpalatable, cover it up with an offensive amount of sugar, and sell it to the masses at a steep markup.

I’ve been praying, believe it. The nice thing about God is He knows everything so you might as well be honest. “God, I know that...person is Your child and blah blah blah BUT I REALLY FEEL HE’S MADE BAD CHOICES. LIKE, A LOT OF THEM. In fact I loathe and despise him. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest and…

Bon Jovi’s restaurant has no prices. You pay what you can. No money? ... you eat free. He’s really big into food security (which is my pet cause for charitable support). I give him a lot of credit for the time and money he’s put into the cause. I’d welcome any republican that wanted to fight hunger. We need every…

If they’d paid any attention to Finn in the last film, they would probably have made him Rey’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. The less screen time you had in that fiasco, the less you sucked.

Something had to give. If they’d given more time to satisfyingly develop Finn’s arc, there’d be less time to resolve that of the dude who’d been dead for two films and was only resurrected due to Abrams’ bullshit whims. If a gun doesn’t even exist in the first two films of the trilogy, it has to go off by the third. …

His original comments were only in September? God, what even is time anymore?

Gotta say I would much rather watch a Star Wars trilogy about Boyega as a former stormtrooper discovering who he is and what his place is in a post-Empire galaxy than whatever the hell was going in the Resistance Trilogy.

In fact, in the Dual of the Fates script, Finn actually has an arc and leads a Stormtrooper revolt on Corousant. And JJ and Terrio decided to throw that out so that they could fit the unfortunate implication that Palpatine fucks. 

My plan is the opposite. I’m gonna check-out tomorrow after work (make an elaborate dinner, play video games or watch movies until I fall asleep), then on Wednesday morning open the Washtington Post to find out what happened over night (if the local militia doesn’t wake me up in the middle of the night bombing my…

To say nothing of KMT, who was practically cut from RoS so that JJ’s buddy from Lost could take all her lines because he won a bet.

From one of your southern neighbors (who is really nice and normal I promise!)... are you like, looking for a ROOMMATE?

There was a New York Times article today that reported that Trump’s advisors have told him that he has the necessary Electorial College voted pretty much guaranteed, largely because they know that is what he wants to hear. Also Trump was talking about a last minute effort at New Mexico, which he felt they could flip.

Well, my American friends, best wishes for tomorrow from your upstairs neighbour. Good luck, best wishes, stay safe, keep calm, carry on, toodle pip, stiff upper lip, and all that rot. We’re pulling for you to snatch your country back from the short-fingered vulgarian and his drooling minions. Take care.

Everyone not named Rey, Ren, and Luke got fucked over in the sequel trilogy. Even though Force Awakens was incredibly derivative, I felt that there was at least the promise of having Rey, Finn, and Po be the core characters on the good guys end. They had two more movies to expand and add a little more depth, but Finn…

The Oath Keepers militia, which is comprised of “former law enforcement officials and military veterans,” is described by the Southern Poverty Law Center as “one of the largest radical anti-government groups in the U.S. today.” This week, Oath Keepers militia leader Steward Rhodes told conspiracy theorist Alex Jones…

Here’s hoping Trump actually gets curb stomped in Texas because of secret Biden voters.

He is convinced that if Trump loses, there will be mass rioting and the cities will burn.

I haven’t really gotten into any Shondaland shows in the past, but this? Put this directly into my veins. “Jane Austen Presents Gossip Girl” is tailor-made for my (sense and) sensibilities.

If he doesn’t want to go, let all the civilians leave then build a wall around the White House and turn it into the fanciest Federal Penitentiary in the country. We can build a new modern Presidential estate on the grounds where the current Trump hotel in DC is when we seize all his assets to pay for the wall.