Gonna be a lot of people asking for high-fives that secretly use skimmers, aren’t there. This fuckin’ future.

Now we have to go shopping carrying around a whole severed hand and not just a thumb?

Hope Claudia doesn’t have a serious case and fully recovers.

I knew it. I knew the moment Tic became so overprotective with water and resting. I knew he knew. And I knew he knew because of what he learnt going through the portal. I didn’t know he went to the future. The future when his son wrote Lovecraft Country instead of Matt Ruff. Or at least something much closer to…

It was so eerie to see the curse the white policeman put on Diana was the caricature of black girls made by white men. The images of the black tropes spy on her - from the ad on the wall to Uncle Tom’s Cabin book. And then she is followed by monsters only she can see.

That was the creepiest episode yet. Those two little girls will now share a space with Karen Black from Trilogy of Terror in my head.

If they are, this is medical malpractice, as a number of these legitimately -should not- be used this way - they would actively cause harm in a more mild case.

Hoping someone with COVID dies is hurtful to a sick person and their loved ones, but it is not a threat of harm. It’s not even like hoping someone gets hit by a car, because while no one has it in their power to make sure someone gets a particularly bad case of COVID, they could theoretically inspire someone to get…

It would actually be kind of cool if Twitter died too. 

The World Wide Web was a mistake. Social Media was a catastrophe.

Things Trump would Definitely say if Biden contracted Covid 19:

“How can you catch a Virius when all you do is sleep in a Basement.
Maybe we should call it the Basement Virus”

There are now more active cases in the White House than there are in all of Nova Scotia.  Good job.

So the ACB announcement was a super-spreader event. Instead of trying to bite Ginsberg’s nickname (“notorious/glorious ACB”) everyone should just call her Typhoid Amy.

Leadership you can count : trading lives and permanent disabilities for a chance to restrict women’s right to an abortion.

Ok, an add-on service isn’t as frustrating as a straight-up separate platform. So that’s not so bad.

Yeah, when you’re a robot who has been immaculately conceived by a deranged ancient sun god, you can’t be surprised when you start coughing up flying snake babies. That’s the oldest trick in the book.

No. The only way this ep could have been worse would be if they had pulled a BSG and Mother was supposed to be The Literal Eve.

Did Marcus make it to the tropical zone? To me that sounds like he essentially drunkenly stumbled from like Montana to Brazil, but even moreso since the real Kepler-22b is twice the size of Earth. Also how does the snake fly? What the hell kind of physics? Also the lander thing can survive lava, okay I guess, but the…