Why is it no surprise at all that a self-proclaimed Libertarian applied for PPP money? I’m glad he found a way to put that ideology in the rear view.

Actually, when Trump was yelling about who they want him to denounce Biden did mention proud boys. Though, it is hard to hear over Trump. 

I’m watching The Vow and it’s kind of fascinating. 

I told my boss’s boss the other day, straight to his face, that the day they stop wearing masks to work is the day that I stop showing up.

I think it’s so they can say, “Hey, we’re replacing a woman justice with another a woman. How can you object to that?” Because, to them, all women are interchangeable.

Look, I’m not amped up about Biden being the candidate. But I ain’t gonna drag his performance last night. We all knew what was coming. Trump is a deranged lunatic. Whoever was gonna face him was going to get this treatment. I don’t think a lot of people could handle a maniac bellowing incessantly while you’re trying…

I dislike Trump immensely. But his performance, especially in the beginning, was powerful and domineering and showed an unwillingness to follow the rules or let someone else dictate his actions.

This is the Emperor trying to distract Biden pre-game and get in his head. Stick to your own game plan and don’t even respond to the stupid.

“A hospitalized Brad Parscale is reportedly under investigation for stealing over $40 million from Trump and his allies.”

That lede picture is going to give me nightmares.  I beg you to change it. 

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lol Atticus is fast as hell if he ran all the way to the observatory to punch those cops. 

Tic’s portal led him to a 2016 Barnes and Noble.

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Ziggy Stardust and Freddie Mercury both make sense to me as choices. Each has distinguishing features that you could single out and use as the focus of the caricature (caricaketure?). No matter how badly the rest of it’s goofed up, you can see the lightning bolt and think, “OK, it’s going for Bowie.” The same goes for…

I work at a casino that was recently acquired by a large corporation. They’re reopening Monday, are limited to 50 guests (who have to book a 2hr timeslot), no food/drink service, and only 30 unionized (no idea how many non-union employees, but they can’t do union work) out of nearly 800, and no table games.

That moment in the movie never made any sense, since the one million space bucks they agreed to as payment was exactly the money they owed to Pizza the Hutt. So they were going to come away with zero.