I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

I assume Olivia de Havilland was the biter.

Without a doubt that was the worst storyline ever on Friends.

Literally the first thing I thought of when she mentions walking in on him watching Shark Week:

I don’t want to drag Tiffany, but I have to say that she’s giving me Potato Jesus vibes in this picture.

I just need to take a moment to spazz out over my 11 year old. These fools don’t know what they’re up against.

One other more pleasant thought: Whistleblower lifeguard’s mom Jane sounds like a good tough lady.

Definitely. One of the things that established her credibility so clearly was just how twisted up the poor woman clearly was. She stated multiple times that Donald was incredibly loving and respectful towards her, to the point that she felt completely blindsided by the Access Hollywood tape . . .

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

it definitely sets a president.

Andy was the girlfriend.

Peak Trump.

“Eat my ass!” a teenage boy yelled at the U.S. Capitol rotunda on Wednesday morning.

I feel obligated to note, as a native of Grand Rapids, MI, that we’re actually the ones responsible for the DeVos infestation and deserve the appropriate level of scorn.

“Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent!”

Does she know that song is about hustling on Hollywood Blvd. in the 70s? Those “streetlight people” aren’t on their way to a Goop convention.

I would have put my money on a gigantic gold “Live Laugh Love” on her office wall, like the millions of other dipshits out there.

sadly the article does not indicate if she smells of wine and cheap perfume

Given his history, do you really think he or his lawyers would include an infidelity clause?

...declared null and void in a California court, because Trump never signed it.