Perhaps when I have my rage stroke and fall to the floor, I can retrieve them for you.

UK Update:

“Don’t buy a Trump-branded condo.”

Couldn’t they embrace this and do a “throwback” mall—themed mall? With all the old stores you only got at malls, like Claire’s and Spencer’s and Sbarro’s? Bring back the sunken food court atrium and a Musicland straight out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Kids love the retro shit.

They’re too busy on their phone-machines trying to score the pot!

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Where do today’s youth gather to eat junk food and pretend their moms aren’t coming to pick them up in 45 minutes now that malls aren’t cool?

Most of the anti-Nancy takes here seem to boil down to “I don’t personally like her, therefore she is not deserving of sympathy or respect from anybody.”

It’s kind of infuriating reading all these articles about Kerrigan remaining silent, as if she somehow owes the public an explanation for being attacked.

“The majority of women in the workplace are not tender creatures and are largely adept at dealing with all varieties of uncomfortable or hostile situations,” Roiphe wrote in the New York Timesin 2011. “Show me a smart, competent young professional woman who is utterly derailed by a verbal unwanted sexual advance or…

Wait...does anyone really believe she didn’t know about the plot?

Eh, I have mixed feelings about all the Tonya Harding love. She came from a dysfunctional home and embraced violence and dysfunction because that’s all she knew. However, she knew a competitor was going to be attacked and said nothing. I think it was partly because of fear of her husband but also because deep down,…

While it is true that she wasn’t necessarily treated fairly all the time by the skating community, because she didn’t fit into the kind of pretty box they like champion skaters to fit into, she lost any sympathy anyone would have ever had for her by being involved in that attack. She can claim she knew nothing about…

I mean, Nancy was on Dancing with the Stars this past year and I guess she did pretty well. She was also interviewed recently and said she never received an apology from Harding.

From the Sports Illustrated story in 1994:

It’s purely gaslighting. She works hard to curate her public image to be some sort of hybrid Martha Stewart, Gwyneth and Gloria Steinem, when in reality, she’s just her dad in a prettier package.

The Trump childrens’ Instagrams offer decent insight to how they operate. Don Jr. is tasteless, focused on enforcing gender-norm stereotypes with his children (“my little man” and “daddy’s girl” are oft-used phrases), and creepily obsessed with his father’s opposition. Eric lacks personality or conviction. Tiffany…

That face doesn’t work on her.

She’s got something in common with her sunglasses, then.

Those sunglasses don’t work on her.